This is me.....
Kay so I was told this thing is a bit pointless and boring seeing as I repeat stuff in many different ways and just slap a new date on it and call it a new entry. But the reason for that is: that is how my life is at the moment...boring as hell with no real events happening. All that is happening is I am getting fat and lazy and repairing a broken soul more than a broken heart.
K so this is a new entry with a new idea...a new idea....mmm that a difficult one. I try not to hurt people’s feelings so if I do it is unintentional and I pray that you would be kind enough to let me know in a nice way and I will apologize.☺
Kay here it goes...
Some interesting things have been happening on campus...one of which is very disturbing (and turning out to be very expensive for the men) some moron decided to microwave a cat. That’s right...the news does not lie people. What happened was some poor unsuspecting person went to the kitchen day before yesterday to make himself breakfast and was very surprised to find a cooked cat in the microwave he was about to use. SPCA was called in and the news crews and stuff and now they are looking for the suspect. It is safe to say it is not a girl (and no not because girls like cute and furry things...Elmira does ...too death [Elmira is from tiny toons for those of you who don’t know...]) anyway so now in order to find the suspect each guy from pinewood residence has to pay R100 a day til the culprit is found... its now a case of they residence will find the person themselves for pure sake of wanting their money out of his hide. When this demented person is found he will be prosecuted....it remains to be seen by me if it is just a sick demented delinquent or if this delinquent was hungry or (and I doubt) that is was for sacrificial purposes...I'm not much of a journalist but ill let you know...
on another front...last night chiefs beat Super Sport United and the only reason I know this piece of advice is because when chiefs won we had a celebration right outside my res at 22:30 for once I didn’t mind actually that’s a lie...I was scared silly...all I saw (before I knew what was going on) was a bunch of guys running with their fog horns(which were being blown the whole day anyway) and gathering outside our res, first thought was a riot or toytoy session. The noise was terrific and all the girls were hanging out of windows from every floor to see what was going on. Expecting the worst as I generally do I double locked my door drew my curtains and settled down for the night and then my female side jumped out and my curiosity got the better of me and I went to go and investigate...it was because of the match...I decided to shut up as I normally am the one that throws her toys out the cot and screams bloody murder to the morons, but hey this time everyone was doing it for me and then as usual the cat jokes started “better shut up or we gonna put you in the microwave” admittedly this was pretty funny.
Well guys that’s it for my news for today. Just a note that when I'm gone on teaching prac (or even just gone home) this blog won’t be updated as I don’t have internet at home although this remains to be seen as my school just might have.
Peace out and keep it real (to quote the dork himself...)
Lynx
K so this is a new entry with a new idea...a new idea....mmm that a difficult one. I try not to hurt people’s feelings so if I do it is unintentional and I pray that you would be kind enough to let me know in a nice way and I will apologize.☺
Kay here it goes...
Some interesting things have been happening on campus...one of which is very disturbing (and turning out to be very expensive for the men) some moron decided to microwave a cat. That’s right...the news does not lie people. What happened was some poor unsuspecting person went to the kitchen day before yesterday to make himself breakfast and was very surprised to find a cooked cat in the microwave he was about to use. SPCA was called in and the news crews and stuff and now they are looking for the suspect. It is safe to say it is not a girl (and no not because girls like cute and furry things...Elmira does ...too death [Elmira is from tiny toons for those of you who don’t know...]) anyway so now in order to find the suspect each guy from pinewood residence has to pay R100 a day til the culprit is found... its now a case of they residence will find the person themselves for pure sake of wanting their money out of his hide. When this demented person is found he will be prosecuted....it remains to be seen by me if it is just a sick demented delinquent or if this delinquent was hungry or (and I doubt) that is was for sacrificial purposes...I'm not much of a journalist but ill let you know...
on another front...last night chiefs beat Super Sport United and the only reason I know this piece of advice is because when chiefs won we had a celebration right outside my res at 22:30 for once I didn’t mind actually that’s a lie...I was scared silly...all I saw (before I knew what was going on) was a bunch of guys running with their fog horns(which were being blown the whole day anyway) and gathering outside our res, first thought was a riot or toytoy session. The noise was terrific and all the girls were hanging out of windows from every floor to see what was going on. Expecting the worst as I generally do I double locked my door drew my curtains and settled down for the night and then my female side jumped out and my curiosity got the better of me and I went to go and investigate...it was because of the match...I decided to shut up as I normally am the one that throws her toys out the cot and screams bloody murder to the morons, but hey this time everyone was doing it for me and then as usual the cat jokes started “better shut up or we gonna put you in the microwave” admittedly this was pretty funny.
Well guys that’s it for my news for today. Just a note that when I'm gone on teaching prac (or even just gone home) this blog won’t be updated as I don’t have internet at home although this remains to be seen as my school just might have.
Peace out and keep it real (to quote the dork himself...)
Lynx
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